ChangoLeon

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My friend and I were just randomly talking about sex and condoms for god-knows-what reason and he mentioned that he doesn’t like using condoms because “going bare just feels better.” Never mind the fact that he’s fucking retarded, I mean, no need to go into details about how condoms can save your dick from falling off (not literally but you know what I mean) but the whole argument is absolute bollocks! 

Unpopular opinion time. I don’t know if it’s just me or something but, sex actually feels a lot better WITH a condom on. It just does. I find this to be specially true when the condom is a bit on the tighter side. Something to do with the added pressure I am sure. 

Yeah, well no point to this post other than to point out that sex feels better with a condom on. Just use a fucking condom! 

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Day-dreams have a way of setting us up for future disappointment.

Our brains should already know better. 

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Who wants to help me wash my car?

We can get wet n’stuff.

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Se me acabó la fuerza de mi mano izquierda.

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That awkward moment when you realize you have no one. 

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I wish everything was made out of potato salad.

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genuinelycornflakes:

I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love

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Por favor! Solo eso te pido. 

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Now that I work part time at a Seven11 I have unlimited access to sour gummy worms.

In other words, my life is made.