July 2009
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in...
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
Just got my latest math test results back.. 30/100...
Just got home from an AMWAY IBO meeting my mother...
Don't waste your time on me you're already the...
I miss you, I miss you.
Today
I read my first Nicholoas Sparks novel.. ErRr. it was nice enough.
You’re just mad because I get 10x more dick than you do — and that’s...
– Allen
'It's the hard-knock life for us!
‘It’s the hard-knock life for us! ‘Steada treated, We get tricked! ‘Steada kisses, We get kicked! It’s the hard-knock life!’
Oh Annie! you fucking little orphan, you!
if you're not skinny, you shouldn't be wearing...
(via nightaddendum) Ditto
People who love you shouldn't be making you cry...
(via tamburina) *Hug*
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
I’m the kind to sit up in his room. Heart sick an’...
Im in urgent need of a hair cut.. im starting to...
Just recently I noticed that people like to ask...
After thinking about this for a while, I came to the conclusion that I am the least adequate or certified individual to be giving out advice having to do with.. Anything really. FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FML
I NEED CHOCOLATE MILK >>ASAP
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
I want a stalker too!
GRrr..
FUCK, I'm off to a teen couple's wedding tonight.
That should be fun.. = /
On the upside my grandmother made TAMALES.
TAMALES FUCK YEAH!
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
– Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
Just got home from a night out in Huntington Park...
First, I feel dirty.. The kind of dirty were you just feel like taking a cold shower dirty.
Second, I am almost certain that great portion of the females in the club had a penis between their legs. D:
And third, I somehow managed to dance to some sort of Lady Gaga/Micheal Jackson remix.. I should be put to death after something like that.
Just got home..
..I was out and about doing HOODRAT STUFF.
Due to my cousin's fascination with anything...
..ive been forced to listen to a K-pop group ‘Big Bang” 24/7 for the past month or so. D:
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t...
– Mariah Carey (via terrischiavo)
Skinny FTW! flies, death and stuff.. not so much.
Reagan’s dead, and he was a lousy President.
– Keith Olbermann
I must be really stupid, since I still don't...
(via tamburina)
Oh damn..
I was actually going to ask you about it.
D:
ItMakesToast says:
we’re sharing our feeling here,
we’re growing...
– MSN Chat 7/15/09 String, Mina & yours truly.
[After receiving a call from her crush] OH EM GEE ! ..I’m so wet...
– Karely