I just love how Republicans expect YOU to be conservative
while they take your money down to the whore house.
Stupid fucks.
July 2010
REBLOG IF EVERYONE'S JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR BIG DICK
theaustraliann: (via briannaforthewin)
Listen
Mya & Wyclef Jean - Ghetto Superstar
Just so you know, that was meant to be read in a "chilango" style accent.
Even Better! I just had a generic Mexican accent in mind.
TU PANOCHA LOCA!
I LOL’ed so much at this shit as soon as I read it that I choked on the gum I was chewing! Congratulations Vince, you almost killed me.
are you really that concerned that your belt was rendered useless? your pants already seem to be tight enough.
They are! I’m not concerned, I’m just pissed I paid $10 for a cheap mothafucking belt.
ME GUSTA!
QUE COSA?
Did anyone else noticed how in that last 'Karate Kid' movie Jackie Chan actually teaches the kid KUNG FU and not in fact ...Karate?
Or are they the same thing? idk.
“The best time to get pregnant is when you’re a black teenager.”
—Sarah Silverman
Stupid question of the night
Do guys also get (suffer from) cellulite? Or is it just overweight women?
