January 2011
One day, your lovely mother will die.
Once, In my old physics class, one of the chicks sitting next to me had a fucking seizure.
It was funny and scary all at same time.
Listen
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle
About Today
The National
About Today - The National
Earlier this evening, a group of friends and I walked into a Korean-owned liquor store to grab some junk food and drinks (as in soda) to down our bacon-wrapped hot dogs we were munching on. As we made our way to pay for our shit, I noticed behind the old Korean man standing behind the counter, a hand written sign that read, “We have the rice to reserve to serve you.” Needless to say, that shit made my night.
Fin.
If I had a black cat, I would name him Kafka.
I’m going to do my own laundry tonight, for the first time ever.
Wish me luck.
You just started following me back. Now I have to do that thing where people introduce themselves but in all actuality neither parties give a fuck about the other. So hi.
Btw, you have a picture on here somewhere of god jacking off adam. Would it be weird to say that that picture sealed the deal for me?
Well, you’re as blunt as a kick in the shins, I like you already. Frankly, I followed back because you actually bother to type something out every now and then (so it seems anyway) which is refreshing considering the vast majority of people here only reblog ‘cute’ shit and other random crap. Me not being the exception (well except for maybe the ‘cute’ shit).
Yes, the God jerking Adam off gif. fucking classic, it brings all the followers to the yard.
I’m gonna go shower now.
why are you such a bitch? you'll get nowhere in life with that attitude so calm down and stfu for a bit. jesus.
can I be your friend?
No.
tell me about your friends.
I don’t like this, question(?), request, petition or whatever it is. I hate it actually, its too vague and it makes me nervous. What do you want to know? I don’t know what to say about my ‘friends’.
I’m just going to go with the standard “I have the greatest fucking friends in the world!” line. Except, I don’t really. It’s not like we’re like the characters from ‘That 70’s Show’ or something. Now, they look like the ‘greatest fucking friends in the world.’ But my friends are alright.
I hate all my friends, thats why I have a tumblr. Basically.
