Actual conversation with random white girl in a...
white girl: You know Gilbert, your accent is that of a Mexican-American who was raised in L.A.
Me: ..Mhh, I wonder why.
Feels like a hundred degrees out today -here in L.A.- Its beginning to feel like summer and i’m hating every damn second of it.
Cant believe Showtime is making me wait a whole fucking year for Shameless’ second season. I might as well jump off a bridge.
I had the most peculiar dream last night. Could have been a nightmare really, i’m not even sure. What I’m absolutely sure about however, was that it was definitely one of the weirdest shits I have ever experienced. I am (usually) not one to remember dreams or nightmares. I mean, sure, I am able to recall bits and pieces here and there but last night’s dream definitely takes the...
My laptop has been acting up lately. Dear Macbook, y u mad gurl?
Groove Armada - History (Love Mix)
feelingsreport: 5K - Matt and Kim
I still can't believe its not butter.
The Knife - Heartbeats
Apparently, over the last three nights, twenty individuals decided that they didn’t like my blog -or me for that matter- so they ‘unfollowed’. How the fuck does that even happen? And its not like they were new followers or anything. The flying spaghetti monster knows I haven’t had one of those in quite a while, I mean, with the exception of that fake porn blog the other...
My younger brother making fun of my little sister for being attracted to a 26 year-old pigmy lesbian ~a.k.a. Justin Bieber~ is funny. My 46 year-old father making fun of my little sister -his daughter- for being attracted to a “26-year-old pigmy lesbian” is inappropriate and cruel.
Ok Go - End Love
Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes...– (via brooklynmutt)
Admission letters are finally starting to come in.
I was just admitted to Cal-Poly and Northridge, which is fucking great. Now i’m only waiting for Long Beach and Fullerton. I don’t really care if I get accepted to the two other campuses really, Ok, no, not really, I still like Long Beach and I want to keep all my doors open for now. Cal-Poly was my first choice, Long Beach a close second, Northridge third and Fullerton dead last. ...
It might be a good idea to control illegal immigration the way the feral hog...– Rep. Virgil Peck (via vince-)
I wish I was in a polygamist relationship with Matt & Kim.
I feel like fucking Hipster Kitty right now.
I loved Two Door Cinema Club before they were even famous! Fuck you MTV for bringing them out of obscurity! **cuts wrists and jumps off a bridge**
My friend claims that the image background in my phone depicts exactly the type of individual I am. Ok, the background in my phone is of a urinal overflowing with piss, what does that even mean?
Miike Snow - A Horse is Not a Home
That awkward moment when the person you’ve been staring at for the last hour meets your stare and you can’t help but look away. Chicken shiet!
beyaaaaahh asked: I like your new blog intro! Hahaha hi Gilbert
I love Rachel Maddow.
I'm having sex with myself tonight.
No one else wants to do it.
Its impossible for me to eat the last bite of a burger. I always leave a bite, thinking about having the whole thing makes me sick for some random-ass reason.
Overheard in L.A.
Old Lady: Terrible, whats going on in Japan isn't it?
Idiot: They only get what they deserve for not being a Christian nation.
Me: ADFAOFJDMKf A?AJORJ#G$%^%YGTF !!
Found a part time job at a call center.
I like to pretend I live in Bangalore, India when I sit in my little booth. On the bright side, its for a left-leaning political action org. and I don’t have to sell anything or do any sort of ‘customer service’ shit. I -of course- am elated.
The sad moment when you realize that you’ll be attending a local State school come next fall when your friends are at ridiculously awesome State schools like UCLA, Berkeley, UC Santa Barbara and UC Santa Cruz. Someone, please, shoot me in the face. Anyone.