April 2011
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Anonymous asked: If your still deciding where to go for college... long beach is where its all at! trust me I spent a semester at another college, then transfered to long beach... and its a hell lot better!
Jahovah's Witnesses and Sister Wives
*knock on door*
Jahovah's Witness: Hi, are you busy?
Me: Yeah, a bit, I'm having breakfast.
JW: Oh OK, I wont take much of your time, here just have this little pamphlet. It talks about our lord Christ and the after life.
Me: Ok, thanks.
JW: So, do you read your Bible?
Me: No.
JW: Why not? Do you not get around to it?
Me: I ... ah .. I'm Mormon.
Jw: Like the Sister Wives?
Me: Yes, like Sister Wives.
Anonymous asked: Hahahah pobree! .. Hey ire a los US ya tengo mi boleto para que vaias ahorrando y haber que pedo el 27 creeo que es el vuelo de junio y asi! wuJu!
burrito-nana asked: Hey! I've been thinking about colleges lately and I'm considering to go to CSULB in two years when I graduate. I saw that you're deciding on either that or Cal Poly Pamona and whatnot (based on your linked post). I was wondering, how're you deciding to which school you want to attend and what do you think of CSULB?
Anonymous asked: Y tu culeraso! que no ya no hibas a tener internet! culei
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vince asked: I knew there were going to be non believers! So i had stephanie watch me do it on cam.
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Britain's Version of Jersey Shore Is Trying Way... →
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Made my fucking day!
*dead*
3,900 Tumblr posts!
What is life?
rockanrolera asked: ¿cómo os va?
RIP Bad Girls Club.
*cries*
rockanrolera asked: chango laion zaion xD
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Still cant make up my fucking mind!
Do I want to go to CalPoly-Pomona or Cal State Long Beach? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I have four days to make up my mind. I’ve already ruled out Fullerton and Northridge. Someone pick for me!
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Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves?
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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My dead friend.
[via text message, after a month or so without contact.]
Him: Dude, are you still alive?
Me: I think so, yes. Are you?
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*presumed dead*
He was a good kid. Sure gonna miss em'.
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I love it when someone I follow posts something along the lines of, “please follow me!” and they make a click through to their page. Makes absolutely no sense of course, the people who read your ‘please follow me’ posts are already following you.
Herp Derp!
Also, it only incites me to unfollow you.
Counterproductive post is counterproductive.
rockanrolera asked: xD y tú, ¿qué piensas cuando dicen México?
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Tonight, I survived Compton.
Anonymous asked: gilbert come back
Yes, Obama duped the young people of this country by not doing every single...
– Stephen Colbert responding to Republican Tim Pawlenty when he said that Obama has duped young people. (via therecipe)
The fact that Obama has been disappointing does not make him worse than the alternatives.
(via stfupenguins)
I’d take Obama over McCain any day. Heck, I’d take Obama over any...
rockanrolera asked: ¡Hola! ¿de dónde eres?
Currently lounging in the campus’ library, being the ultimate creep.
… I see youuu.