July 2011
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Stop making a fool out of me,
Why don’t you come on over, Valarie.
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When I Have Fears
When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean’d my teeming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripen’d grain;
When I behold, upon the night’s starr’d face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance;
And when I feel, fair...
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dude, we up the punx hard: Man.... Fuck. This.... →
vince-:
Moshe Kai Cavalin, The 11-Year-Old College Graduate With 4.0 GPA
Meet Moshe Kai Cavalin, the 11-year-old who just finished setting the bar impossibly high for college students everywhere. Not only did this youngster just graduate from college at the age of 11, but he did so with honors,…
I remember this kid! He was a classmate of mine. I remember always staring him down...
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I sit here and ask myself; what else is there to...
the world may never know.
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I wish I lived in Ohio.
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Today
Some random chick wanted me to poke a homeless woman who was sleeping under a bus-stop bench for no (real) fucking reason.
I also met a woman who very much so resembled a dog.
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Jon Stewart Exposes the Absurdity of the... →
I was polled by Gallup today.
Pretty much made my day! I don’t think they’ll be calling back anytime soon however.
“Do you approve or disapprove of the way President Barack Obama is handling the ‘debt ceiling’ negotiations?”
No (disapprove)
“Do you approve or disapprove of the way Majority Speaker John Boehner is handling the debt ceiling negotiations?”
HELL NO!...
I don't believe in love. But my friend tell me...
blogsecret:
Is SO BAD THAT.
QUE?
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For one second there I contemplated re-activating my facebook account but then I lol’d.
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This weekend.
Mom: Partying in Vegas.
Me: *chirp, chirp, chirp*
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I don’t think I’ve ever been in love. At twenty-one, I’m pretty sure I’m dead inside.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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Watchpatorbezo:
OMMMFG
What the fuck did I just witness?!
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Same face, always.
loweryourcablecosts:
Can I just have her now? All tweaked out and all, I don’t care.
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Tumblr has been sucking giant pepperoni nipples...
“Morire el dia que muera la ultima persona que me recuerde.”
– Facundo Cabral
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Tumblr right now:
Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that.
