July 2012
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all-hail-sheba: ‘SHE BEAT BOTH DEY ASS’ I like her.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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I’m pretty sure I just met the love of my life.
Jul 30th
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I wish I still remembered my MySpace login info. I want to go back and laugh at myself. 
Jul 30th
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Sometimes, I sit here and wish I could choke to...
Jul 30th
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I remember when I used to take shawties to the...
Jul 29th
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Can I just say, the London Olympics Opening...
Really, I mean, Guadalajara had a nicer opening ceremony for their Panamerican Games last year.  It was just …blerg. 
Jul 28th
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AJDFOAJVPOALKFHGJPAOGKL!#$T^~!
Tumblr, please stop spoiling the Olympic Opening Ceremony for me! 
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Tumblr needs to stop tempting me this late at night. 
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Fallecio con los ojos abiertos y me consuela saber que lo ultimo que vio antes de, fue a sus cachorros.
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Los Angeles: Another day, another earthquake.
Jul 25th
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It's 12 am, talk to me. →
Jul 25th
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“Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be;...”
– John Keats (via repose)
Jul 25th
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You know it’s bad when you can’t sleep over it. 
Jul 24th
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What was going through my head while sorting a...
I wonder whose vags’ these are going to end up in, whose spunk they’re going to be holding …Which of em’ will end up with santorum at the end of the act? 
Jul 24th
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They should seriously consider making twerking an Olympic sport. Serious skills are definitely required.
Jul 23rd
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a haiku about my feelings for you
beyaaaaahh: You make me want to throw you off a cliff, and then jump right after you.
Jul 23rd
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Ahora resulta que tengo pretendientes por doquier....
No sabia que era tan guapo. 
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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Que hueva me da la vida.
No salgo de una cuando caigo en otra. 
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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There's something about Colorado and sociopaths.
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Subete la minifalda, hasta la espalda.
Jul 20th
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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My beard is now long enough to where I can comb...
What am I doing?
Jul 19th
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Se nos esta acabando el tiempo.
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Things I wonder about late at night:
Why am I still following Blogsecret?
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Si nos dejan.
Jul 17th
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I DONT KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING.
Jul 16th
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My life right now
I just dreamed that my mother walked in on me having sex with a cougar. After the ‘incident’, my mum asked if we could have a little chat and I obliged. It took no more than a minute before she burst out in tears and began telling me how “she had other plans for me” and that “this was not what she had envisioned for my future”. All I could come back with was;...
Jul 16th
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Quiero hacer pipi.
Jul 15th
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A 7th grader confessed her undying love for me...
Why?
Jul 14th
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I don't want to go to work!
Quick! Someone, rape me! 
Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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