all-hail-sheba: ‘SHE BEAT BOTH DEY ASS’ I like her.
I’m pretty sure I just met the love of my life.
I wish I still remembered my MySpace login info. I want to go back and laugh at myself.
Sometimes, I sit here and wish I could choke to...
I remember when I used to take shawties to the...
Can I just say, the London Olympics Opening...
Really, I mean, Guadalajara had a nicer opening ceremony for their Panamerican Games last year. It was just …blerg.
Tumblr, please stop spoiling the Olympic Opening Ceremony for me!
Tumblr needs to stop tempting me this late at night.
Fallecio con los ojos abiertos y me consuela saber que lo ultimo que vio antes de, fue a sus cachorros.
Los Angeles: Another day, another earthquake.
It's 12 am, talk to me. →
Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be;...– John Keats (via repose)
You know it’s bad when you can’t sleep over it.
What was going through my head while sorting a...
I wonder whose vags’ these are going to end up in, whose spunk they’re going to be holding …Which of em’ will end up with santorum at the end of the act?
They should seriously consider making twerking an Olympic sport. Serious skills are definitely required.
a haiku about my feelings for you
beyaaaaahh: You make me want to throw you off a cliff, and then jump right after you.
Ahora resulta que tengo pretendientes por doquier....
No sabia que era tan guapo.
Que hueva me da la vida.
No salgo de una cuando caigo en otra.
There's something about Colorado and sociopaths.
Subete la minifalda, hasta la espalda.
My beard is now long enough to where I can comb...
What am I doing?
Se nos esta acabando el tiempo.
Things I wonder about late at night:
Why am I still following Blogsecret?
Si nos dejan.
I DONT KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING.
My life right now
I just dreamed that my mother walked in on me having sex with a cougar. After the ‘incident’, my mum asked if we could have a little chat and I obliged. It took no more than a minute before she burst out in tears and began telling me how “she had other plans for me” and that “this was not what she had envisioned for my future”. All I could come back with was;...
Quiero hacer pipi.
A 7th grader confessed her undying love for me...
I don't want to go to work!
Quick! Someone, rape me!