I just dreamed that my mother walked in on me having sex with a cougar.

After the ‘incident’, my mum asked if we could have a little chat and I obliged. It took no more than a minute before she burst out in tears and began telling me how “she had other plans for me” and that “this was not what she had envisioned for my future”. All I could come back with was; “but mum, what about love?! …what about love?”

It was all pretty dramatic in my head anyway.

I wonder what the fuck is going on in my subconscious that triggers random ass shit like this.