And now, dear reader, prepare yourself for the most impure tale ever told - a blog the likes of which you are not likely to encounter either among the ancients or among the moderns. All pleasure-taking which is sanctioned by manners or by the foolish god of yours will be excluded; what is left will be naught but infamy.ChangoLeonTumblr (3.0; @changoleon)http://changoleon.tumblr.com/My body is broken.<p>My body is broken.</p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53179004878http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53179004878Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:39:22 -0400eqocentric: if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die One of the reasons I never really...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eqocentric.tumblr.com/post/45988638354/if-i-had-sex-in-the-shower-id-probably-slip-and" target="_blank">eqocentric</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die</p> </blockquote> <p>One of the reasons I never really push too hard for it despite the fact that I really want to have sex in the shower.</p> <p>The bed will do. Yep, the bed is just fine thank you. </p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53174677224http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53174677224Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:18:14 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ad10db60c3576585da0fb90f0108314/tumblr_ml9zlm48iX1qjv1nlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53163631122http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53163631122Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:40:46 -0400Can I haz?hotanimegirl: La Roux - I’m Not Your Toy <iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53162722982" src="http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53162722982/audio_player_iframe/changoleon/tumblr_minqnpafPt1qkoit5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchangoleon%2F53162722982%2Ftumblr_minqnpafPt1qkoit5" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotanimegirl.tumblr.com/post/43782193181/la-roux-im-not-your-toy" target="_blank">hotanimegirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>La Roux - I’m Not Your Toy</span></p> </blockquote>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53162722982http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53162722982Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:28:46 -0400Whats your dick like, homie? What are you into?<p><em>Whats your dick like, homie? </em><em>What are you into?</em></p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53162511275http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53162511275Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:25:58 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a39a2600a986c87fb2d4a72ead19fe6/tumblr_mo2ls684Uw1s5vgrto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53086917554http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53086917554Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:12:28 -0400Can I haz?Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f81797df557c9fd3ea706ac31feba16f/tumblr_mogwe6DNfC1qfd5kio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53086706285http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/53086706285Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:07:25 -0400When the hell is Father's Day anyway? <p>I still need to think about what I&#8217;m not getting my dad. </p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52844482296http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52844482296Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:12:04 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67hdriK2k1rzw4zto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52843593974http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52843593974Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:58:23 -0400James Deen dressed up as a priest<p><img alt="image" height="186" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdx8hzxdOt1r3gdf8.gif" width="400"/></p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52685911707http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52685911707Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:37:00 -0400james deendo meplsgodintheschizoidmind: Chalino Sánchez - Alma Enamorada Chalino...<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52683832200" src="http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52683832200/audio_player_iframe/changoleon/tumblr_lxvz62jRPv1qljrhs?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchangoleon%2F52683832200%2Ftumblr_lxvz62jRPv1qljrhs" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://godintheschizoidmind.tumblr.com/post/15941178778/chalino-sanchez-alma-enamorada-some-mexican" target="_blank">godintheschizoidmind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Chalino Sánchez - Alma Enamorada</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Chalino Sanchez all night tonight, because yes.</p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52683832200http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52683832200Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:06:39 -0400sugarpussy: minxe: truly magical  rare and...<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/changoleon/52682379897/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_52682379897" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sugarpussy.tumblr.com/post/48232343421" target="_blank">sugarpussy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://minxe.tumblr.com/post/48231985721" target="_blank">minxe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>truly magical </p> </blockquote> <p>rare and inspirational</p> </blockquote> <p>hero</p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52682379897http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52682379897Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:45:56 -0400The Supreme Court should hurry up and overturn Prop 8 and DOMA!<p>Enough is enough, I want to be able to marry Ben Wyatt already. </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ef2d0179c20fc51cc2433b0a65b76c3/tumblr_mndevm9t7U1qfjn3no1_250.gif"/></p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52681611034http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52681611034Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:35:00 -0400Ben WyattParks and RecreationCan I haz?DOMAprop8Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a9e7eb7552eea45811e93723640e33d/tumblr_mk5548ogRV1reev4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52600563510http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52600563510Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:36:34 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f1368f2feb5f309a1cb623a48790d15/tumblr_mikdkrrAKU1rlghz6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52525417375http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52525417375Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:45:14 -0400So, the Kings are out and now...<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtnwiN1lW1r1qltn.gif"/></p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52518164003http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52518164003Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:37:00 -0400LA KingsKingsWhy though?I dont understandPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6cd849f02998225c0642866e1812ff9/tumblr_mnlgd9P6zw1rcofivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52439481366http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52439481366Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:20:31 -0400Where is the bf when I need him?The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can't be bothered to learn English" and "Mexicans are taking all our jobs". So, you're saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn't speak English, how bad at your job were you?<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charlieee-wake-up.tumblr.com/post/50965737139/the-hilarious-double-standard-mexicans-are-lazy-and" target="_blank">charlieee-wake-up</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queennubian.tumblr.com/post/50959678411/the-hilarious-double-standard-mexicans-are-lazy-and" target="_blank">queennubian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sourcedumal.tumblr.com/post/50959613322/the-hilarious-double-standard-mexicans-are-lazy-and" target="_blank">sourcedumal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feverishlycool.tumblr.com/post/50957967357/the-hilarious-double-standard-mexicans-are-lazy-and" target="_blank">feverishlycool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://searchingforknowledge.tumblr.com/post/50957926014/the-hilarious-double-standard-mexicans-are-lazy-and" target="_blank">searchingforknowledge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stargazingeyes.tumblr.com/post/50954226445" target="_blank">stargazingeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OH SNAP!</p> </blockquote> <p>HAHAH</p> </blockquote> <p>YOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c88617a3ef8a329f8b5006b1e7367844/tumblr_inline_mn4ndpNtMs1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5c9dfb8f903868ff1eba02a1e5e1fd6e/tumblr_inline_mn4nf4cjeY1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <div><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78d4ec7b7899bf66b817d61ba636fe4c/tumblr_inline_mn4r3dkvUE1qz4rgp.gif"/></div> </blockquote>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52363053908http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52363053908Fri, 07 Jun 2013 02:15:13 -0400Dear Fleetwood Mac, get in me. http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52128212869http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52128212869Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:38:02 -0400Fleetwood MacGame of Thrones! <p>What. The. Fuck. </p> <p>I have so many feelings right now. </p>http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52043432988http://changoleon.tumblr.com/post/52043432988Mon, 03 Jun 2013 03:46:17 -0400Games of ThronesGOTCan I just die now?