Right before she decided to take a giant puppy piss all over my fucking shirt.

In this picture, me six or seven months ago, taking advantage of myself. 

PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOM! NOM! NOM!

I want more fucking puppies! Puppies are nice. 

I miss my Human Biology class. 

New shoe smell = Delicious

My twin and I, making out.

For Paige. I hear she’s into this kind of thing. 

Just out of the shower. I still have a couple of assignments to tend to before I go to bed but I’m going to pretend they don’t exist.

Forgot to shave, i’ll do it on the morrow.

Also, my thumb looks like it belongs to some deformed fuck, don’t you mind it.

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Spending my Friday night in, studying for a stats test next Monday. 

(look at my -fake- pose for this gif, got my graphing calculator and errrvrrting.)

It’s pouring out there.

I bet you guys didn’t know I have a daughter! Her name is Ashley and I love her so. She tripped on a shoe the other night (thus the scar) and we had a couple bars of chocolate before this picture was taken (thus the chocolate smudges). 

Do you guys remember the pups? My sister’s bitch is having more! NOM! NOM! NOM! I can’t wait.